You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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