I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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