I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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