I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
