I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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