Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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