I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Come on in and take your pants off
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