Whats the glycemic index on semen?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And then the night went full on bisexual.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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