I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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