There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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