You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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