every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Do vagina's smell?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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