he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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