Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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