Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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