Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
we should paint friendship bongs
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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