found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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