when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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