I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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