I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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