So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
