I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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