My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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