Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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