She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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