That's when you crack a 10am beer
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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