she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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