I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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