I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
her vagine was all disorganized.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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