Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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