i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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