How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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