so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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