Acid is not a monday night drug
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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