the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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