I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize