a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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