Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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