margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
