I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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