How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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