I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
