Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
