I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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