Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my being single is dangerous.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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