susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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