It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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