NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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