New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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