...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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