Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have post one night stand depression
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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