Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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