we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you win again, gameday.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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