Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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