and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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