your thong is hanging out like whoa
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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its like you know when i get waxed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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