You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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